I am Me, and have been for quite some time. My skill in laziness is only surpassed by my mastery of the Art of Weirdness. I'm both a hopeless romantic and a developer at heart, a dichotomy which has caused a great number of sleepless nights and long chats about life. I am the Geek that doesn't eat junk food (not very much, anyway), can hold a relationship for years and counting, and still think in C a good share of the time. I am happiness himself.